Why I Love Pontius

She says things like this:

Me (to Katelin): "Uhh, those things are so good!"
Pontius (wandering into the room): "You're so good.... That's what Ryan Awesome said."

...and this:

"I'm a drunk 14 year-old with spiked chocolate milk!"

.....and the Quote of the Day:

"Okay, if dicks tasted like blue raspberry, I would be a whore."