His Apartment Smelled Like Indian Food

I found an ex-boyfriend of mine on the internet today, and while I had a photo of him up on the screen, my little sister came up beside me and peered over my shoulder. I asked her what she thought. She said, "Well, his hair is very short, and he looks weird." I laughed and asked her what she thought was weird about him. She thought for a moment and then, the crown jewel:

"He looks sinister."

Ha! I shrieked in glee and told her what a great eye she has. Sinister! So true!

Well, actually I always choose the word "condescending" as the perfect linguistical expression of this man, but "sinister" is not bad at all...