The Legendary Boy is ruining all my relationships.

It's true. I can't commit to anybody because I nobody is as good as him. I compare every man to him in my mind and no one ever measures up. So I think, "Why should I commit myself to this person when there is someone out there like the Legendary Boy?"

Shit. This is the problem with having met and known the most beautiful soul on the planet. No one else could ever compete with that. I'm looking at all these good people and seeing only what they're not.

Bahhhg. If I can't have him, is it really necessary that he should ruin my chances at happiness in any other relationship?